Friday, November 17, 2006

The FACTS on FAX...

Well, today I decided that I officially hate fax machines. Okay, maybe that statement isn't entirely fair...after all, it's not actually the machine itself that I hate...it's the system.
I hate faxing things...
I hate that we CAN fax things....
I hate that people provide the option to fax things...mostly because this usually means they don't have the form available online for completion electronically.

So here's my thought...everyone gather up your fax machines and burn them...

Friday, November 03, 2006

Your Frozen Entrees May Be In Danger...

I was putting away a few things in our church kitchen when I noticed something intriguing...both of the freezers in the kitchen have locks on them. I'm not talking about padlocks that have been added on later...I mean factory installed locks. So this got me thinking...why?

Clearly the answer is that our frozen foods are in danger of being stolen.

Somewhere out there in the world is an evil so fiendish that it would bypass all the jewerly, electronics and loose change in your home to get at your freezer! Is it a single man? Is a beast? Is it part man/part beast? Is part man/part beast/part lego? These are the questions that I cannot answer. In fact, we could potentially be dealing with an entire team of man-beast-lego men. An army of plastic accessory toting masterminds determined to have your frozen peas!

All I can say is thank you to the freezer makers who were wise enough to prepare the future...now make sure you lock those locks!