Friday, November 03, 2006

Your Frozen Entrees May Be In Danger...

I was putting away a few things in our church kitchen when I noticed something intriguing...both of the freezers in the kitchen have locks on them. I'm not talking about padlocks that have been added on later...I mean factory installed locks. So this got me thinking...why?

Clearly the answer is that our frozen foods are in danger of being stolen.

Somewhere out there in the world is an evil so fiendish that it would bypass all the jewerly, electronics and loose change in your home to get at your freezer! Is it a single man? Is a beast? Is it part man/part beast? Is part man/part beast/part lego? These are the questions that I cannot answer. In fact, we could potentially be dealing with an entire team of man-beast-lego men. An army of plastic accessory toting masterminds determined to have your frozen peas!

All I can say is thank you to the freezer makers who were wise enough to prepare the future...now make sure you lock those locks!

3 Comments:

Blogger Heather Durkee said...

Our freezer at work gets broken into about every 3 months. They steal the food. Maybe this is telling our employers that they don't pay enough? However, I do work at a facilty thats located at a church so maybe they just want to be SJ First because they are First WEsleyan.

9:36 PM  
Blogger Lor & Josh said...

you're a crazy man. why weren't you at booster?

7:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paul, you put the "weed" in "Tweedy".

11:18 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home