Corn is Evil.
Based Sween's reply to my"Dolls are Creepy" post, I've deduced that corn is of the devil. This helps to account for the fact that corn does not breakdown inside of us, and comes out in the same shape it went in. Clearly, our bodies weren't created to process evil like that.
However, don't feel you need to start boycotting popcorn...I've determined that it is perfectly safe for us. In fact, the reason it "pops" is because that is the evil being blown out of it.
Moral of the story...If you see someone who you believed to be possessed, simply put them in a popcorn maker and blown the devil right out of them.
posted by Paul @ 1:44 PM
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So, Dr. Tweedmeister, what you are saying is, we are not, in fact, actually, "Children of the Corn?"
Man, and I was really liking the imagery.
Here's the really funny thing...we all know cats are the epitome of evil, though cute and often more likeable than dogs. But if you put a cat in a popcorn maker, you end up with an egg salad sandwich. Crazy.
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