Misused Punctuation and the Great Cover-Up!

First of all, in honor of Matthew I intend to blatantly misuse punctuation throughout this entire post? (Is that how you spell "misuse"...does anyone even know!)

Secondly, I confronted Mr. Geoff Hooper yesterday about his total disregard of our friendship and he "claimed" that there WAS in fact a link to my blog titled, "nutpunch"? So, I checked it out...and to my surprise suddenly there was a link$ (I am aware that the "$" sign is not a form of punctuation , but haven't you always wanted to use it like it was*)

So here's what I think happened...

First of all, I believe Geoff is apart of an elite anti-anti-terrorist group (as in these guys stop anti-terrorists from stopping terrorists) called Earth, Wind and Fire% (Keep in mind that "wind" is pronounced "whined", and should not be confused with the singing group)! Currently the E.W.F, as I will call them, is developing a secret weapon called "Mom"? I'm not sure what the details are, or what this weapon is capable of...but I have heard rumors that it produces a nagging desire in all those affected to clean their rooms! In fact, one source suggested that people become so focused on cleaning their rooms that they die from exhaustion and malnutrition@

As you can see, I've been watching this elite group...and therefore, they are in turn watching me? They take note of my every move...including my every blog() (So now you see why I can't blog very often...I'm too afraid to)

So now that you know that much it's easy to see what happened here? They read my blog, gave Geoffry McLiarpants a heads up...he fixed his blog and BOOM no more Eiffel Tower%&

Well Geoff...the jig is up? Nice try...but no cigar? (Seriously, there bad for you)