Silly Jo...EWF is for kids.

Okay...so EWF really isn't for kids...but I couldn't help myself. Those Trix's slogans are addictive. But in reality I should warn you that you DON'T find EWF agents...they find you. That is if they want to. If they don't want to, then obviously they aren't going to bother finding you...and really I guess they don't need to "find" you at all, because EWF agents already know where everyone is. In fact, they know where EVERYTHING is...which makes them a great help if you lose you keys.

Speaking of keys...I'm starting to wonder if I ever ACTUALLY lose my keys...or if perhaps they move on their own. Kind of like the movie "Toy Story"...although without all the toys...cause we all know the idea of keys being alive makes sense...but living toys...COME ON!

You what toy I miss the most...well actually it's a whole set of toys. GI Joe. I still think they were one of the best toy ideas to ever come out. In fact it saddens me a little to see some of the pathetic toys children have today. Okay...that's not entirely true...I mean it would be true if I had any idea as to what kids play with these days, but since I fear children more then nuclear holocaust I don't. But I'm sure they all suck.

You know whatelse sucks...ants. We recently had to have our apartment fumigated (how on earth do you spell that?) because they decided to invade. And I mean it when I say invade. I think they're goal was to actually eliminate us and take up residence in our apartment. Likely from there they would organize strike forces and invade neighboring apartments, buildings and eventually the whole world. Luckily if they managed to become too big a threat the EWF agents would shut them down!

So I guess what I'm really saying is that while green Jell-o is kind of grosse and purple Jell-o has a strange smell to it, red Jell-o is still pretty good in my books.