Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Things I learned today...

1. McDonald's now serves Breakfast and Supper....they are confused by this new concept called lunch.

2. Jon's bed is evil. Actually it is alot like sin...it looks good, it feels good, and once you are lying in it, you can't get out on your own.

3. I am an idiot...as pointed out by Matthew who caught my error in the last post. I meant to say Jessica Simpson, not Jennifer.

4. Jon is going to be dead by this afternoon because he is single handedly taking on the internet, which is obviously a losing battle.

5. Feminine men make better husbands...so with the legalization of gay marriages we should see a rapid decrease in the divorce rate.

6. Nerf guns CAN hurt. Proximity is the key.

7. Chris Massie has no concept of what the word "rhyme" means.

8. I did not learn 10 things today...unfortunately the list has to end here.

I'm not exactly sure where this came from, but I hate making lists that are less than or greater than 10 items. It's really a struggle of mine.

Rainman

5 Comments:

Blogger matthew said...

haha, it's okay. she probably messes up her first name too!

2:04 PM  
Blogger t4stywh34t said...

Paul, it's good to see that you're posting again.

RE-LINKED!!!

3:46 PM  
Blogger His Beloved said...

Yay Paul!! i'm so excited you are blogging again. i miss your randomness and just chatting/hanging out with you.

12:18 AM  
Blogger Elizabeth said...

I too enjoy the randomness.

1:42 AM  
Blogger Warrior said...

9. You life isn't complete without Josh!

10. You realized you were going to rob a bank (not a normal one but one of those french ones) and then build that bridge from America to Europe.

there i finished your list.

3:09 AM  

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