The Doctor Will See You Now...
Well, Geoff made a good point in his last comment...since I invented Physiciatrists I guess I am officially one now, no questions asked. So if you are feeling a little depressed or uneasy about something and think it might have something to do with your sub-atomic molecules come see me.
Rainman
posted by Paul @ 11:29 AM
5 Comments:
what does you know about my atoms, brothah?
BTW, everytime I see the name Geoff in print, I think "Jee-Off". Kind of like when you see Colonel and have to say Ker-nel. How dumb is English.
That's funny, 'cause every time I see "Stephanie" in print, I think of Paul's crazy ex-girlfriend :).
I've actually been called "Jee-off". Then everything goes black and I have to hide a body. Such a hassle.
And doctor, I seem to have an unhealthy self-image, is there any way we can alter my basic molecular structure so that I look, say, more like Brad Pitt? Honestly, I totally get that one, ladies. Dude is hot.
AHHHH, that's why you said you'v had bad experiences with Stephanies! well, I may be crazy, but I ain't dat one.
is there a waiting list to see dr. paul (NOT to be confused with dr. phil)????
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